No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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