Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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