i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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