I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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