I must be too annoying 4 u.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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