I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
That's when you crack a 10am beer
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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