I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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