Is it normal to miss your booty call?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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