yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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