So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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