i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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