i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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