so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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