take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
