you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
as a side note pls kill me
Randomize
