you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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