Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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