At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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