I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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