im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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