Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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