If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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