At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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