yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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