My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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