I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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