best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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