Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Dignity is for republicans.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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