she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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