i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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