This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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