hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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