I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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