like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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