what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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