Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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