Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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