I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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