Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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