I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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