Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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