i came on her dog
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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