I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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