Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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