On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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