We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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