i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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