How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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