Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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