Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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